Nasty new year!

So... any new year's resolutions?

Leo:
When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

Scott:
My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

Mr Burns:
I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

Abdul:
When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice

Darlene:
I will not fret over the comparative beauty of the Hero's True Love or any Beautiful Yet Innocent kinfolk. They may be attractive enough, as peasant wenches or quivering maidens go; but I am The Evil Empress, and there is no comparison.

The Groke:
Argle.




(If we weren't entirely too evil to express gratitude, we'd thank the masterminds behind the Evil Overlord list)